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The Biggest in the World

Burns and Allen · April 24, 1940 · 29 min · 4,413 words

The transcript of “The Biggest in the World”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast April 24, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Allosin' my friends, the Hine's Honey and Armin theme program. Overgrancy! Overgrancy! She's a fat little skipper in the land. Overgrancy! Overgrancy! One could please give this little girl a hand. He's barbing George Burns and Hine's Honey Gracie Allen, with Frank Parker, Ray Noble, and Marcus Strand, human-friendly speaking.

Overgrancy! Overgrancy! A hundred million songs that's right, you can't go wrong, my friend. You slowly call me home. Thank you. Thank you very much. Hello. Having the same unusual weather here in Southern California, it was raining so hard this morning that even the footprints in front of Grommons Chinese theater were wearing glasses.

Then it's time to... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I knew you were weather. Well, it's a beautiful day. The matter of fact, it's been beautiful all week. Oh, isn't that too bad.

Now Bob Hope will have anything to talk about. Of course he can always talk about Crosby's horses. Yeah, doesn't he? He does, I think. Oh, and by the way, I saw one of Crosby's horses in the race pack today.

Did you say hello? No, I said goodbye. I was walking too fast. Probably one dark horse talking to another. Oh, hello Ray. I guess, eh? I've got you a little present. Well, Ray Noble again.

I hope you like it. Oh, well, I can't wait to announce it. That's a long time growing it. This morning I cut it just for you. Oh, it's beautiful. What is it? It's a lot of raised hair.

That's some presents. The way I adore it. Well, I'm glad that's off my chest. Well, there's a pretty little thing. Oh, to give a present like that, certainly takes a lot of pork. Oh, by the way, Gracie, I reserved that table for two after the broadcast.

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