David Allen

C-O-L-G-A-T-E, Colgate presents Bill Stern. With the Colgate, Shave Cream Sports Newsreel. Bill Stern, the Colgate, Shave, P-Man is on the air. Bill Stern, the Colgate, Shave, P-Man with story, is rare. Take his advice and you'll look keen.

You'll get a shave that's moving clean. You'll be a Colgate, Crossless fan. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Bill Stern bringing you the 345th edition of the Colgate, Shave, Cream Sports Newsreel, featuring strains and fantastic stories.

Some that are legends others mere hearsay, But also interesting, we'd like to pass them along to you. Our special guest tonight in person is the man who's made a lobby out of his hobbies, the famous radio star Dave Elman.

But first, let's begin with real one. Profile of a dead man. They say that dead men tell no tales. Well, I know a dead man who told a strange tale, a story I'd like to tell you.

But this is the story of a dead man who hit a home run. Our story begins about five years ago, and Bruce Campbell was a famous big league baseball player playing with the Cleveland Indians. That is, Bruce Campbell was playing with the Cleveland Indians until one day he became seriously ill. They took Bruce Campbell

to a hospital where steadily he became worse until finally he died. No sooner was Bruce Campbell dead than a death certificate was made out and the nurse who had been taking care of him called the coroner and said, I'd like to report the death of a patient. His name was Bruce Campbell. He died a few minutes ago.

They were just about to take Bruce Campbell's dead body away. When suddenly someone noticed that the dead man had begun to breathe again. Not only did Bruce Campbell begin to breathe again, but in three weeks he was well enough to rejoin his team, the Cleveland Indians, and the first day back with that team, Bruce Campbell hit a home run. Now you know why we said in