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Eddie Cantor

Bill Stern Show (Old Time Radio) · January 9, 1948 · 14 min · 2,599 words

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C-O-L-G-A-T-E-C-E Colgate presents Bill Stern! With the Colgate, Shave Cream Sports News Reel! Bill Stern, the Colgate, Shave Cream Man is on the air! Bill Stern, the Colgate, Shave Cream Man was for his lair! Take his advice and you'll look in, you'll get a shave at Freely Cream, you'll be a Colgate, brushless fan!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Bill Stern speaking from Hollywood, California! Bringing you the 432nd edition of the Colgate, Shave Cream Sports News Reel! Since we're broadcasting from Hollywood tonight, Our star is one of the most famous in Hollywood, Eddie Cantor.

But before we present Eddie Cantor in person, here is real one. Here in Hollywood, from where we're broadcasting, men have to look their best. So naturally, they want the best shaves, and that leads me to ask you, Mr. What about your morning shaves? Is it pull and rasp at your beard?

Leave your face touchy and tender? Then this proposition is made to order for you. Try Colgate Brushless. There's one buck cash, says Colgate Brushless wins you in a flash. You may have tried dozens of preparations, but you'll find Colgate Brushless, Dave Cream, really answers your problem, and here's the reason.

Because it's light and finer textured, Colgate Brushless completely surrounds, softens and supports each bristle better than greasy heavy creams. No matting down, no clogging. Your razor doesn't skitter slip when you use Colgate Brushless, but cuts through clean and smooth.

Yes, sir, one buck cash says Colgate Brushless wins you in a flash. Get a larger giant-sized tuber jar of Colgate Brushless, then See the difference that lighter, finer texture makes. Notice how slick and sweet it makes your shave and how comfortable and fresh it leaves your skin.

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