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31 Fathers Day

An Evening With Groucho · 1 min · 96 words

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I have a friend in Hollywood. I think I do. I'm not so sure. His name is Harry Ruby. And he wrote a lot of songs that I've sung over the years. Today, Father is Father's Day, and we're giving you a tie.

It's not much at all. It is just our way of showing you. We think you're a regular guy. You say that it was nice of us to bother. But it really was a pleasure to fuss. For according to our mother, you're a father.

And that's good enough Here's that's good enough

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