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24 Music In-Cocoanuts

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You know, Billy Linton wrote our first real Broadway play. There's Gorgonowitz, and George Kaufman hated music. Even when he wrote the Pulitzer Prize play with Marty Riskin, he didn't like songs because he'd gotten away at the jokes.

So this got Billy an angry. And he went home that night and he wrote a new song. You said you didn't like the song and coconuts. I wrote a new song for you. And he played it for cowmen.

And cowmen said the strings. And this is it. Sing it, you fool. Let's hear it. Da da da. Just a day. Not for just a year.

Not for just a week. or something. But all...

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