15 London Stories-Polish Officer Story

When I was over in London some years ago, I did a quiz show over there for a while. It wasn't too successful, but the American ambassador, he liked me because I used to be funny and correct jokes.

And Jackie Onassis's sister, Razzewell, you may have seen her, she's been on TV a few times. It was a very pretty girl. And she had a husband who was Polish. He was well over four feet.

And I told him a story. This is the story. It's about a hooker. You all know what that is, I guess. I'm sure sometime in your life somebody has seen one. There's a story about a girl who picks up a pole and takes them home and feeds him, gives them dinner.

They go to bed that night. Have a great time. Next morning she helps him get dressed, puts on his uniform with his big applets hanging on. And he starts to leave. She says, just a moment, what about money?

And he says a Polish officer doesn't accept money.