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Sightseeing in London

Abroad Lockharts · 1930 · 13 min · 2,208 words

The transcript of “Sightseeing in London”, an episode of Abroad Lockharts from 1930. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Abroad Lockharts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Once again we are abroad with the Lockhart's, who are taking a trip through Europe, that is, Mrs. Lockhart is taking Mr. Lockhart. Here we find this typical mystery in Mrs. Enjoying the sites of London and of rural England.

As you probably know, Mr. Lockhart represents the average businessman. Blunt, comfortable, knows his own mind, enjoys his business and his home community, and would much rather have gone fishing. This is Lock-hot is the pleasant type.

A good housekeeper belongs to the woman's club in the literary club of her town and still retains the spirit of romance. We listen in to them as they are about to take a sightseeing trip around London.

Here we are dear. This is the sightseeing bus. Lord, I'll feel foolish sitting up there. No, you won't. Everybody else does it. Now let's sit in the middle of the bus. No, let's sit up there near the driver.

Oh, I think it's nicer back here. I want to be near the guide so I can ask him questions. But dear, they don't want to be tested with questions when they're explaining things. Now, my dear, you brought me over on this trip to find out things and I'm going to find them out.

Alright, dear, have at your own way, but do be tactful. I'm always tactful. Look, they're getting ready to start. There's our guide. He looks a nice person. Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. We've a nice morning for our drive around the historical parts of the great city of London.

The crossroads of the Empire. Excuse me, guide. Yes, sir. What are we going to see this morning? If I told you that now, sir, you wouldn't have any nice surprises left. All in good times.

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