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Christmas

Song · Abbott and Costello · 1952 · 9 min · 971 words

The transcript of “Christmas”, an episode of Abbott and Costello from 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Shopping, everybody shopping, 11 more days to three hopping. And I got to get a pink or quite with Mr. Mary's gun that boy out got to get a high four-year-old dad. I split her for my brother and a necklace for my mother.

And don't forget that high four-year-old dad. You're all right. Hand rolls, you need some stockin'. With a fishy stuff, I'm hockin' all the valuables and junk I ever had. And we need roller skates for Fannie and a bicycle for Annie.

And don't forget the time to deal with that old that time. A talking dog for baby and a briar piper baby. And some perfume to make presents baby glad. We need a thought of something funny.

Where the heck do we get money? We get it all funky. We're goin' to a double, 11-4 day. 10 o'clock. No, no, no, no, wait a minute.

Not at. Not at. I'm gonna put an necklace on that stuff. money for Christmas sure you know I want to buy a Christmas present low-way I'm not going to put any clothes in getting money.

I got money. You have got money. Well I got let me see I got the neighborhood of twenty eight dollars that you have twenty eight dollars in the neighborhood in the vicinity I got about three dollars then you have three dollars roughly speaking when you smooth it out I got a buck.

I got one buck. Well give me the buck. That way to keep it. I'm not gonna tell you what we do. We need more money than a dollar. Dollar won't get us anyplace. We need more money.

Wait a minute, I've got an idea, Lou. And you know, I always bring in the chips. I know you bring in the chips. I tell you what you do. You walk across the street, get hit by an automobile.

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