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Guest-Red Ryder

Abbott and Costello · September 11, 1948 · 29 min · 4,326 words

The transcript of “Guest-Red Ryder”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast September 11, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The governor presents the Avenue Trust Hello Kids show, reduced and transcribed in Hollywood, with our guest star Brooke Red Rider Careful, and featuring the Luco's Hello Good and Youth Foundation Awards. Every Saturday morning on this program, some lucky boy are growing to you, hundreds of dollars with a valuable gift, and Gold Trophy's a good citizenship.

Every boy and girl in the country is eligible for this award. We'll tell you how to win a Later in the Program, but now let's have some last little of our stars, but, evidence! Alright, alright, here I am.

I'm not sure. Well, I'm sure you're all right. Here I am. What's in that book you're carrying on your arm? It's a mystery book. A mystery book. I just bought it. No kidding. What's the name of it?

It's entitled, Who Buried the Electric Light Bulge or a Masters in a Cold, Cold Ground? I'm James. I'm on your reading mystery books. Well, why don't you read something education? I read that stuff too.

You do? I went to the library and I got a book called The Science of Multular Atomic Radar Activity that is related to super destructive propane parties and there's only one thing I don't understand about the book.

What's that? like me take it out of the library. Never mind that. How are you coming with your music lessons? Are you making any progress? How about I'll have you know that I've been working on a music composition for over three years, but there's one place where I get stuck.

One place you get stuck. Get stuck in one place? Well, go ahead and play it on the organ. Try it out. Maybe I can help you. Tell me when you come to the place where you get stuck.

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