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Bud And Lou Plan To Go To France

Abbott and Costello · April 14, 1948 · 29 min · 4,552 words

The transcript of “Bud And Lou Plan To Go To France”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast April 14, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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We're on the air for agency here in Hollywood. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go with the Avenue Carcello Show. The Avenue Carcello Show. But there's a ten-star Hollywood tonight for you.

Listen to this place. We're still familiar with the music of Paddin' Out. Hold on to your terrible giving-out. Put Avenue, you're good to know. All right, all right, all right, all right, Carcello. What are you doing with that two days?

Hey, I've been invited to watch it. You've been invited to watch me. Well, first of all, I'm going to watch it by a fan for Pete. I'm gonna move all the people of France to Germany.

All the people of Germany to Italy. All the people of Italy to France, and all the people in England to Italy. Well, how will that make me? Everybody will be so busy learning a new language they won't have time to fight.

Excuse me, I'm gonna walk right in the White House and say hi Harry, you call the President Harry. Oh sure, I got something on him at it. One time he told me the next night I wasn't watching it.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. That's how you have that to bring you a born with. He might pull at it. Talk with a steady strip. Ah, this is the first time. Before the boys get rolling into high gear, here's a fellow with a special message for you.

Exactly a year ago today, the eyes of a Naruto were focused on an airplane landing in Tokyo. It was the bomb shell en route to gathering all time records for around the world's life. This year, the ears of millions of nation over drawn to ABC each Wednesday night.

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