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Abbott and Costello · March 3, 1948 · 21 min · 3,271 words
The transcript of “Uncle Mikes Gold Mine”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast March 3, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Hey, what time is it? It's time for the Evan Costello show. We're on the air in Hollywood. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go with the Evan Costello show Yes from Hollywood is the transcribed evident Costello show so hold on to your chairs folks for here They are what evidence Luke Costello
Where did you catch that terrible cold? How about with Susan Moore last night in her car? How did you get the gold? She made me work cool. I... That's not work tonight. You better rest your voice.
It's pretty weak. Who? No. I'll yell my jokes twice as loud so everybody can hear. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, keep it back. Almost finished, you must be. What a sneaky guy. Oh, it's all right.
Always running out with girls, God's teller. Do you want to be known as a guy who thinks of nothing but girls, girls, girls? Why? It's the... What? What? What's the... What's the... What's the... What's the...
Is there another kind? Please, dope, you know nothing about women. Sorry, my fault. I met that in between me. In between age? Yes. I'm too tall for keyholes and too short for Tranci. Yes, the livinger father ever tell you about birds and bees.
Yes, he had to. He didn't know anything about girls. Well, that's dope. One of those girls you always carry around with you. They belong to my old girl back in Patterson. comparison. I think it's...
Oh, wait! What? Oh, wait! Mary Pozzo's gloves? There's too much sentiment attached to them, ever. Those are the gloves she wore the night she knocked out, Tony going for in a fourth round. You got it.
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