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Lou Inherits The Largest Diamond In The World

Abbott and Costello · February 4, 1948 · 29 min · 4,008 words

The transcript of “Lou Inherits The Largest Diamond In The World”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast February 4, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Yeah, but what time is it? The day the clock got settled. We're only here for P2 Gasoline. Here in Hollywood. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go with the Avocine Costello show. Yes, it's the new transcribed Avocine Costello show.

Well, the new singing discovery Susan Miller and Maddie Malley-Corton, you're truly Michael Roy. So hold on to your careful for here they are. What Avocine? Look out now! All right, Chef Jell, I'll see you later.

You're late. Where have you been? Well, hmm. I stopped off with dinner at Rickaby's 35-club restaurant. They got into a trip to Kagan with the waiter. He yelled and screamed at me in front of everybody.

Well, when somebody yelled at you like that, the thing you're doing is you're a must-fall fan. I did. I hit him a face with a cuss of pie. Like... I'm not so mad I scream it.

You've hated it. Yes, I've hated it with my right and swung on my left. I didn't hear it one-three. What happened to two? I got back. That's so nuts. Say out of five. You can't, right?

Yeah? No. When I hit the guy I saw, I had a lip-pipe in my hand. You know what made him think that I had a lead pocket my head Professional fighting around Patterson a whole car fellow. He's before me. Why a no. I was always face down You're fighting for a little I finally lost my comment. Oh, it's your crown. Yeah, my crown my bridge is real my good

You say the little fighting Joe Lewis I thought I recognized somebody in the fourth row was I looked again. It was me That's just the beginning for 27 odd minutes of evident Clap fellow still to come, but first give it a gasoline bulk plant is the sort of halfway point where gas is stored for delivery

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