Lou Wants To Be An Actor

Yeah, but what time is it? The day the clock got fellas were only here for PDQ gasoline here in Hollywood. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go with the Abbott and Costello show. Yes, it's the new transcribed Abbott and Costello show.

With the new thinking discovery Susan Miller and Matty Malek Sorkin, through the New York City, Michael Roy. So hold on to your cares folks, for here they are, but Abbott and Luke Costello. All right, Costello, wait a year later again.

All right, couldn't help it, Abbott. I kept my car, drove down along the over the sand end, up to Las Vegas, down through the mountains and here I am. Why didn't you come straight here?

Have it. Do you ever try to drive through Los Angeles? Never mind that. Who was that girl I saw you talking to out by the studio? Oh, she's a French war bride. She just came from France to join her husband.

She has quintuplets. Right, Jim? No. By private first class car, sports of absolute... The South New Jersey? Sally, you're the world's biggest idiot. You're only saying that because everybody else does. Oh! I'm studying that, broken down, nice movie hours.

He's tech-able, he tech-able. All right. Let's see what you know about crime detection. Now, I'm a beautiful woman spy. I was an international figure in the last world war. I have a soft blonde hair, shapely legs, and a seductive seat.

Now, what's my name? Who cares? What's your phone on? No! No! No! No! You're in your whole family a bunch of morons. Oh, yeah? Uncle Mike has smarts. He's got a new job up on top of Lookout Mountain.