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New Years Eve

Abbott and Costello · December 31, 1947 · 28 min · 4,358 words

The transcript of “New Years Eve”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast December 31, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Yeah, the first time a hit to trade a crack that's double. We're only here for P2 Gasoline here in Hollywood. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go with the Avocados Fellow Show! Yes, it's the new Transfrized Avocados with their new singing discovery, too familiar at Matty Mal McValka.

So hold on to your tearfuls for here they are, but Avocados, who's Los Nellos? Well, here I am, Los Nellos. What are you so happy about? Well, it's lovely here in California, Abbott.

The sun is shining, the flowers in their foot, the bees in their honey. The cats in their honey. Wait a minute, that's the other cats don't have any honey. No, the white is not catching up until four o'clock every the morning.

Nah, that's never mind that. What are you doing with that knife and that gun stuck in your belt? Abbott, all California drivers carry a knife and gun? What for? So they can shoot up one street and cut down the other.

We got it. Well, you better drive carefully tonight because it's two years easy. And the streets are very crowded. You're telling me, coming down here a girl, he blew a horn right in my ear.

So what? It took me two years to get it out. Our whole family is going to stay up until midnight, Abbot. He wasn't in the new year? No? No, no, no, no. Of course he didn't hear a half.

And he wanted to hear what a sexy little sound like. Well, I suppose he'll hello in celebrating tonight. Oh, indeed. All but my uncle Mike. of my uncle Mike. It was easy as a switch to do it. Hey, what's it? Hey, have you gotten that big bottle? That's mom. Well, that campaign is mom, but I believe. Well, your mom be loaded

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