Lou Wants To Marry Marilyn

That's right folks. Leave for comedy. Hey for Abbott. And for Maxwell. Hey for Ennis. Help for new Costello. Put them all together and they spell... ... do is eat you're getting better every minute I am not getting fat everybody says

I'm getting slim as a meal you're getting slim as an eel sure when people see me to say here comes Costello what a slim meal I don't want to get fat getting fat as expensive oh how can getting fat be expensive well I got a battleship tattooed on my chest and every time I gained 10 pounds I got to put on another

life boat He says, look at me. How did you get that lump on your head? And all those bruises on your face. Well, last night I called on the little redhead that lives next door.

And she told me to take her in her arm and forget everything. And did you? Yes. I forgot that the lights were on, the shades were up and our pata was in the next room.

Crasselli, you've got to stop chasing after every girl you see. Do you want to become a masher? I wouldn't mind being a masher if I could pick my own potatoes. Now, I... Look, what were you doing at this little red-headed house?

You told me you had a date with Marilyn Maxwell? Well, I did have it, but Marilyn busted it. She didn't want to go out with me no more. She says, we're intellectual options. You and Marilyn are intellectual opposites?

Yep, she's intellectual, and I'm the option. I don't blame Marilyn. You've been taking up her time for a whole year, and you've never proposed to her. Well, I did propose to Marilyn Abbott, but our rancher had a string to it.