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Night In Haunted Houseafrs

Abbott and Costello · May 8, 1947 · 26 min · 3,501 words

The transcript of “Night In Haunted Houseafrs”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast May 8, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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What time is it time for the evidence because fellow show we're on the air here in Hollywood. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go with the evidence Costello show. Yes, it's the evidence Costello show.

Reduce the transgression Hollywood tonight for your listening wait. Hold on to your cares folks. Here they are. What evidence? Luke Costello. Hey Costello Costello. Come over here. Why are you leading it? Well, how about I stop at the music show to get one of our I'm a director of our baseball routine.

But there was a guy in there ahead of me and bought every one they had. Who was? Leo Calotius. He wants to find out who's out first. Well we're all right. What had to tell him?

Who told him? All right. Well I don't forget about it. I lost his. Boy are we all right. How are you doing? You're on that job. I got you last week. Oh, forget that. What do you mean?

The job. Yeah. Well I worked here five days. He's the main fighter. Five days. Isn't that pretty short notice? George, I'd like to find anybody to find out how come I am in five days.

Well, that's why I am this far, all right. I'm a soap and that's why you are. That's your teacher. You know, that's the teacher of the value of education. That's the teacher of the value of education.

Education, education. Did you graduate from college? No. High school? No. Grade school? No. You're getting hot. Well, wait a minute. Does not make you an ignorant language? No, but it's your help. Ah, ah, ah.

Hey, how about my folks, come aboard the semi to school. We were so poor, my mother used to send me out on the streets of Bay for a piece of old wheat bread. Why were wheat breads?

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