Lou Goes To The Racetrack To Lose Money

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Come blame you when you look at a side little club like that. Come here. Come over here. You're late again. We're nowhere have you been. Hey, Abbot, I just come from the contract that's filling my new house.

It's going to be a house with seven greibels. You mean seven gables? No, seven gables. When I build a house, I want it well built. I am. You dummy wasting your time with a contract, then?

When you've only got 48 hours to get rid of that money if you won last week before income tax time was due. I'm trying to get rid of the money out of it. Yesterday, I bought a 1923 Maxwell for $75.

But with it, I had to take $400 worth of accessories. $400 worth of accessories? Yes, I had to buy two horses to pull it. Oh! $200. You've got $38,000 to get rid of. And you've got to get rid of it and make sure that you don't get it back.

Okay, I'll get rid of it so I'll never, it'll never come back. How? I'll lend it to Europe. Cut down on this is ridiculous. Why don't you just take the $38,000 down to the income tax office and pay the tax on it?

You can't do that at it. I figured it out last night. And $38,000 will not pay the tax on $38,000. The stock sense. Look, did you set in your estimated income for 1947? You know, that's the one where they asked you to guess how much you're going to make this year?