Costello Buys A Boat

Yes, that's right folks. C for comedy, A for Abbott, M for Maxwell, A for Ennis, L for Luke Costello. Yes, they spell camel. Experience is the best teacher. Cry a camel. Let your own experience tell you why more people are smoking camels than ever before.

And grow up a chair for tonight's camel show starring Bud Abbot and Luke Costello. Come over here, isn't it wonderful to be back in California? Oh, I have it. It's nice to be back in California.

Yeah. Boy, did I have fun coming on the plane. I told jokes and all the passengers rolled on the floor. Were you jokes that funny? No, I listened to all the safety bell-ho. Hey, what about that beautiful blonde?

What about that beautiful blonde? What about that beautiful blonde? You know, the one you met in New York, are you going to ride to her? It's no use, have it? I couldn't get the first base with her.

Why not? Her husband was on second. My husband was on second by all you idiot. I...you idiot, I...I don't know what woman would see in you anyway. Oh, I guess I'm just irresistible. Well, even tonight, coming down here on the bus, the lady conductor punched out, I love you on my transfer.

Oh. That's Della, you'll never be happy. Like my wife Betty and I. Oh, yes. Did you see her tonight? Oh, Betty. Oh, didn't she look beautiful, Lou? Yes, she was wearing her new makeup. Dutch Quenzo, number four.

Never mind, did my brother Norman meet you at the airport? Yes, and right away he dragged me into a joint to celebrate. Abbott, Norman had one bottle of beer and passed out coal. My brother Norman passed out from drinking one bottle of beer.