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Bud And Lou Need Some Dough

Abbott and Costello · June 6, 1946 · 29 min · 4,649 words

The transcript of “Bud And Lou Need Some Dough”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast June 6, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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A.M. E.L. S. The Abbot and Costello program starring Bud Abbot and Lou Costello brought to you by Camel, the singer at the costlier, properly aged tobacco. The Abbot and Costello program with the music of Karl Hoppen in orchestra are singing star A.D.R. Nell and spotlighting that chunky chubby little cherub, who then caught putting a sack of sugar in his Uncle Marty

because he heard his answer. He had a sour puss. Commonly said. Hey, well, Castello, here we are back in Hollywood. Hello. Will you list me please? I say we're back in Hollywood.

Tell me, how did you enjoy your train trip back in New York? Oh, I bet it was absolutely terrible. What do you mean? I was a good dinosaur and I started off with soap. The train calls around a curb and spilled a soup on my pants.

Something I started on my salad. It's in a crane, it's another curb and a salad. Those are my pants. And then I start on the wrong speech. Trinity train stops quick to feast, like of course the tables who write under my pants.

What a lunch. Oh, that's terrible, Costello. Did you have the same trouble at supper? Nah, for supper I stayed in my drawing wall and I ate my pants. What was that? What was that? Don, that zipper?

Hey, how's it going? Well, did you enjoy the scenery along the trip? What scenery to train? I'm sure you couldn't even look out the window. I finally got one little glimpse of Albuquerque fuel from the dining car.

Albuquerque fuel? Albuquerque fuel. Yeah, no woman would sit at the table next to me and she would let me peek out through the hole on her donut. No. Alright, how about you? How about your old hometown Patterson, Miss Jersey?

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