Preparing For Elsa Maxwells Party

The Abbot and Costello program starring Bud Abbot and Luke Costello with tonight's guest star Elphsomax Will brought to you by Camel the cigarette of Costlier properly aids tobacco The Abbot and Costello program the music of Alan Roth and his orchestra A singing star Amy Arnell And spotlighting that chunky chubby little cherub who when caught putting a toothbrush in his Uncle Arty

stephen's lunch pail because he heard him say it was going to work on George Washington's bridge calmly said back there like a lot of fun come on here we are on our second week in New York and you show up late for the broadcast I look where you been where have you been

I've been over Patterson put me out to get here on a great now that's ridiculous I don't give me any of that hop to take eight hours to come from Patterson here on a great well my great home got in person another great home Do you realize...

Look, are you paying any attention to me? Ah, pay us for those accounts! Well, that's the thing. Do you realize we're invited to a big party at Elsa Maxwell's house tonight? Yeah. Why aren't you wearing your tuxedo?

It's ruined. I was wearing my tuxedo last night in the dog bit me. Where do you bite you? Well, if I was wearing license brakes, you would have got the last three numbers. He didn't have the plastic says in, Jay.

Alright, plug for your beef dog sense. Are you taking your girl, Lena, against the little people? No, no, no. We ain't speaking. What's the matter with you and Lena again? Well, yesterday she bought some brand new shower curtains, and she asked me to hang them up and hang them up.