The Sheriff Of North Hollywood

The Abbot and Costello program starring Bud Abbot and Luke Costello brought to you by Camel, the singer at the Costlier, properly aged tobacco's. The Abbot and Costello program with the music of Karl Hoff and his orchestra, our singing star Amy Arnell, and spotlighting that chunky chubby little cherub, who then caught tying a handkerchief across his uncle Marty Stebbins nose,

because he heard him say he might have to blow in a hurry. Comly said, I'm a... What is this all about? Get away, come here.

Hey, low on, no, no listen. Watch the idea, come here, take it easy, take it. Put that gun down. Okay. What's the idea of coming in here with that 10-gabham hat and that cowboy outfit on?

Have you heard of it? No. I just made sure, come on, tell you. And look at a big gun I got to go with you. Okay, step aside, have it, and I'll show you how it shoots.

What kind of a gun is that? That's a horse business. I race it from a coop. Oh, come on, this is the most absurd thing I've ever heard of. You are sheriff. Yeah, me as sheriff, I'm gonna incarcerate everybody again.

And we're not told. What did you say? Did I say something dirty? Ah, Costello, why do you always try to use big words? Costello, I'm educated. What do you think I am? A J-U-R-K? All right, I'm thinking about it.

I still can't understand why they ever made you the sheriff. You know, a sheriff has to be a brave man. Now, what have you ever done? What have I ever done yet? By one time I went out all by myself to capture 5,000 savagenins.