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Abbott and Costello · March 28, 1946 · 29 min · 3,862 words
The transcript of “Lous Sister Is Getting Marriedafrs”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast March 28, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The average Costello program for the music of Karl Hoppen is orchestra, our singing star Amy Arnell, and thought lighting that chunky tubby little terra who then caught putting a pick and shovel in his Uncle Artie 7's pocket because he heard him say he had to tear up the street.
Costello! Costello! What in Heaven's name do you mean by coming in here dressing but jammin? Robert, my sister's getting married tonight. And now I'm going to be the best man. I keep coming to wear these things.
You'd tell me she told you to wear evening clothes. Well, I always wear pajamas in the evening. Oh. But never mind that. Where did your sister meet this man she's going to marry? Oh, he's a fireman at it.
Yeah. He proposed to her while he was carrying a lot of a burning building. No. It was romantic. It was to be. But there she was when I had hanging over his shoulder and he was in smostards in your life.
Oh. Well, he's a pretty fortunate man to get your sister for a while. I don't think so. She's been married once before. You know, I'd hate to be a second husband. What's wrong with being a second husband?
I'm my wife's fifth husband. You're no husband. You're a habit. Why, because that's Della. You're a idiot. You're a habit, Della. I fell. That's right. I don't care what it does. Happens, happens. Never mind what it does.
You're an idiot. You don't even know what a husband is. A husband is what's left of a sweetheart. Half to the nerve has been killed. All right, wise guys. What is a wife? Why? Why is this the one who's fixed to you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you hadn't married her.
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