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Abbott and Costello · February 21, 1946 · 29 min · 3,263 words
The transcript of “Costello Looking For A Leading Lady For His New Play”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast February 21, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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the castle program starring but i've been a little costo brought to you by camel the cigarette of costlier properly aid tobacco but the evidence that i've got a program of the music of carl harp and the orchestra i'm thinking star a m e r n l and bob matthew and spotlighting that chunky chubby little charrov who went caught filling
his uncle rd sevens pockets full of dog biscuits because he heard him say he was going to the dog Godly fad. I can't tell. Come here.
What are you so excited about? What's the matter with you? I don't know. I don't know. I'm on my stuff. What do you mean? In my room I got a big picture of Lauren McCall on the ceiling.
Oh, yes. I'm my treasure. I got a picture of Rita Hayworth. In the walls. I got two pictures of Betty Gravel and Yavon D. Carlo. One of my colors. And then I got a picture of Darcy Lamar in her surround.
And I think I'm going nuts. Why? Oh, look, Lauren. Oh, look. That's how. What are you doing with all those pictures in your room? Well, hey, and I'm looking for my this year to play the big love scene with me Hey, the Lamar is a great actress actually, but she'd make a fool of you in two minutes. Yeah
Will you please talk said hey what way what way are you doing this year? Me you dummy. There's no play about me. Are you kidding? I'm not kidding Will you please cut it out? Yeah, what was the name of that?
Yes, I know you did look when you cut it out, please what's your play all about? Oh, you kissed the leading lady for 20 minutes. Yeah, then what happened? No, I Don't either either play You know the right to play you've got to collect your data. Oh, yeah, you've got to collect your data. Where's your data?
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