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Abbott and Costello · February 14, 1946 · 26 min · 3,895 words
The transcript of “Mrs.Niles Gives The Boys A Job”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast February 14, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Avenue Costello program starring Bud Abbot and Lou Costello brought to you by Camo, the cigarettes of Costlier, properly aimed tobacco. The Avenue Costello program with the music of Karl Hough and his orchestra, our singing star of A.D.R. Nell and Bob Matthews, and Bob Biting that chunky chubby little cherub, who went caught putting a bicycle pump in his Uncle Artie Seven's coat because he heard
him say he had a date with a flat tire. I'm Lee says. Hey, come here, cut cello. Oh, yeah, yeah. Cut cello last week, Mrs. Niles gave us a job working here in her apartment hotel.
Now, when are you going to start doing some work around here? I am working, I didn't say anything to this trade. Yes. It's breakfast for a new town here in Colorado. Yeah. Here's your breakfast.
Cut cello. Watch the idea of throwing that tray of food through the pants. Mrs. Niles says, when anybody runs the room, we throw into a breakfast. No, no, no, you don't. Nothing of the kind.
That's what's right. That's ruined. Well, you'll stop it. Mrs. Niles, man, that they have breakfast on her. They have breakfast on her? Yes, every little... Quiet. That's natural. Every morning, all the tenants have tomato juice, poached eggs and syrup and pancakes on Mrs. Niles.
Yee, by lunchtime, she must be a fine-looking mess. No. Will you get busy and do some work around this hotel? OK, but I'll get the right to work. All right. Oh, Patty Lamar! Clothes Patty Lamar!
No, no, no, no, no. Just a minute, Costello. Nobody wants Patty Lamar. No, pay attention to him, folks. He's got a yo-yo for grittles. No, no, no, no. Costello, the woman in 204 wanted some ice water.
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