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Costellos Beauty Shop

Abbott and Costello · December 27, 1945 · 30 min · 4,059 words

The transcript of “Costellos Beauty Shop”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast December 27, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Abedekasello program starring Bud Abedent Lou Costello brought to you by Camel, the singer-ad of Costley, are properly aged tobacco. The Abedekasello program with a modern rhythm of Will-Arson and his orchestra, iris Adrian, not singing star Connie Haynes, and spot-lighting that chunky chubby little cherub who went caught throwing eggs in the electric fan

because he heard his Uncle Arty Stabbens like his eggs scrambled. Converly said, eh, Costello. Here you lie, that I've been looking all over town for you.

What are you doing in this beauty parlor? Ah, this is my beauty parlor, have it? What do you mean? I mean, my mind, I was gonna start off with a success. Yes, so I bought it, see? That's my name on the window.

Louis A. Costello. Louis A. Costello? What do you stand for? Ah, that's this my middle name, atomic bomb. Your middle name is atomic bomb? Oh, yeah. Today I was born, my father took one look at me and blew up.

Oh, please, Castella, talk sent. How can a dummy like you run a beauty shop? Oh, I've got a lot of pisses in my little slogan at it. She's here on the wall? How did I read it?

Louie Castella removes all wrinkles from your sister, your puppies, your money. I take the wrinkles out of your face, honey. Oh, bummy. Bummy, yes, yes. This is the silliest thing I've ever heard of. You're no beauty expert, what's the matter with you?

Oh, no, I'm just a cock at a new hair grower, Abbott. It's wonderful. No, no, don't hand me that stuff. There's no preparation that will grow hair. Oh, all I know is I still saw my cat last night.

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