Lous Christmas Party

The Abbot and Costello program, starring Bud Abbot and Luke Costello, brought to you by Camels, the figure out of Costley, are properly aged tobaccos. The Abbot and Costello program, with a modern rhythm of Will Ozzra and Dorca Sre, Iris Adrian, not singing Star Connie Hain, and spotlighting that chunky chubby little cherub, who, when caught asking a neighbor lady to take her shoes off,

because his uncle Artie Seven said she had crow's feet, calmly said, Well, Captain, I'll... Where have you been? Why weren't you here fixing up the house for the party?

Oh, hey, Evan, I had to get down to jail to get my in lady out. You know, Mr. Satchel Pusch, I had to get her out on bail. What did you mean? She got arrested for shoplifting.

Hey, finally, quarter. I thought she was too smart to get caught. Well, she made a mistake. She stole an alarm clock and hid it in her bustle. Well, out of the catcher. Her bustle went off in a quarter of eight.

What? Never mind your landlady. Never mind your land, lady. Did you send out the invitations for the party? Oh, yeah. I got them right here. Look what it says. Lucas, I don't invite you to a Christmas party to be held in his home.

B-A-P-O-B. B-A-P-O-B. Yep. Yep. You mean R-F-V-P. Oh, no. I mean B-A-P-O-B. Bring a pound of butter. See, I'm going to have... My Aunt May will bring a cranberry sauce. That's her specialty. Ed Tassrin will bring her plum pudding that's her specialty and Ann Evel will bring her 14 children.

That's a nice family I asked. Never mind your nose, Ed. Look, forget about your relatives for a minute, Lood. Yeah, yeah. Did you remember to get souvenirs for everybody? Oh, souvenirs. Yes. Yeah, I'm having a famous for the girls.