Lou Hides From His Girlfriend

Hey, Abbott. What's happening? It's time for the Abbott and Costello show. Well, what a way for. Let's go with the Abbott and Costello show. Since the Abbott and Costello show. We're doing some transcribing Hollywood tonight for your listening pleasure.

So, hold on to your chairs, folks. Here they are. What happened, and? Oh, Costello! Costello, come here. Do you realize you're almost late for our broadcast? Let's keep you. Where have you been? Oh, I was one of a time.

They tried to find myself in this church. I had a terrible time. Well, naturally, you know there's a short story. You know there's a shortage of materials. You can't. I've found out if I wanted those shirts made out of onion skin.

And did that shirt embarrass me? Oh, now, come. I'll put an onion skin shirt embarrass you. Well, I walked into the brown stuffy restaurant, and my shirt tail jumped out and waved at the hamburgers.

My shirt even chased the hamburger into the ice box. Wait a minute. Your shirt ran into the ice box? What happened? That's all. Now my tail is cold. Hey, oh. Oh, never mind that, sassala.

Sassala, you mean you kept me waiting here all this time while you were out buying a shirt? Oh, yeah, but I had to get one. I'm at a wonderful girl today, I'm here. Her name is Kertrude Picklewater.

She got a 12-yard two out of it. What does she do? She scrubs the floor in the house on 92nd Street. You mean you got a date with her? Yeah, you ought to sing it.

Yeah, you ought to sing it. Beautiful. She's very grateful. Lana Turner, low input call. Oh, low input once. Yeah, but the only couple is when I am low, you look like Boris Carlo. What are you doing with another girl, Costello?