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Abbott and Costello · June 21, 1945 · 29 min · 3,286 words
The transcript of “Bud And Lou Are In A Playafrs”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast June 21, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Listen to the rhythm of Will Augs for Nanny's August with a great song, Giles of Connie Haynes and Bob Matthews. And that hussy dumpty little daddy's boy, who went ask what he'd like to give his father next Sunday, quickly replied, That's telling you about my lady.
How about the house? That's telling you, you've got the wackiest family I've ever thought. Yes, they were all walking around the house. All walking around the house carrying time. Well, we gotta do that, Abbot.
We're picketing the kitchen. Picketing the kitchen, the floor. What are ours between meals and longest spaghetti? And another thing, that's telling us. I noticed that you've got three police dogs. So, they don't belong to us, Abbot.
Then what are they doing in your par? finance company put him there to watch the furniture all right luck please how can you have all your relatives living with you we put bleachers in our guest room now please what a bunch I notice your uncle Arty seven has a very bad co how does that happen well you see uncle Arty sleeps with his pet skunk and it's
two o'clock in the morning the strength got up and opened the window now that's great Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. That's three decades. Tell me, can't tell. Will you listen to me, please? Is your uncle Mike still living with you?
I think the problem is your uncle Mike still living with you? Oh, my uncle Mike, you know, I was lost for a second. Oh, you sure? Yes. Yeah, I'm a cray. And he's very helpful along the house.
He is. That's weak. He connected the radio up to the washing machine. What good is that? Now, every time my mother washes, pops the train, who pranks the net to sing. Super sad, super sad.
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