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Abbott and Costello · May 3, 1945 · 29 min · 3,385 words
The transcript of “Spanish Acting Schoolafrs”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast May 3, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Avid and Costano program. Listen to the great rhythms of Will Osborn and his orchestra, the swingy singing of Connie Hayes. And that duppy duffling head little diplomat, who, when he heard that Mussolini and Hitler were dead, had this to say.
Let's all take a ride with Connie Haynes on a trolley car. With my high starch color and my high top shoes and my hair, hot hot for my hair, I went to lose a jolly.
I woke up from the trolley and lost my heart instead. With his light brown, derby and his bright green tie, he was quite the hands of the men. I started again, but probably me Ding, ding, ding went for fair Ding, ding, ding went my heart dream For the moment I saw him, I chucked went for motor
Sump, bump went for brave Went my heart dream, when he smashed it He sipped his hand, and just a thing He said he hoped he hadn't stepped upon my face. He asked my name, I held my prayer.
I couldn't speak love went away. But it's too leave, I took hold of his plea with my hand. No Castella. Castella. It's about time you got here.
Castella, you're getting dumber every day. I think you could tell everything you know in five minutes. I could tell everything to both of us, no one who wouldn't take any longer. Never mind that, Costella.
You've been acting very peculiar since we started our picture at MGM. This is going to kill a lot of people. Yes, I'm afraid you're getting very conceited. I am not conceited. On the same talented, lovable, high class, big shot I've always been.
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