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The Abbot and Costello program! About time you got here, Costello. This is going to be a big night on our program.

I've invited Rudy Valle to be our guest. Rudy Valle? Yep. But his program follows our program! Give me a time he's gonna be our program and then seems for a half hour on a film program.

What's wrong with you beyond the F for a whole hour? What's wrong with that? His nose is gonna be awfully tired. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Costello. That Rudy Valle does not sing through his nose.

That's false. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. How do you know he had a false nose? It is. He hasn't got a false nose. It's it's the rumor that's false Certainly why did you take it a kind of rumor that he doesn't take he doesn't take in rumors Lou Some people say that Rudy Valley seems through his nose and I found out it was a false rumor

Oh, you mean Rudy's eventually no no, he's not a ventilic list Then why is he got a rumor sing it to us? No, there's a there's no room in singing through his nose when I say room I don't mean a rumor like a border the kind of rumor I mean is a spreading false tale.

The rumor is spreading a false tale? That's right. That I gotta see. See what? I'd like to see Bali singing to a false nose while his rumors sit there wagging his false tale. Now, I've got to tell you, for the last time I'm trying to tell you, there's a false tale on Bali's nose.