Christmas Party

The Abbot and Costello program. Listen to the great rhythm of Freddie Rach and his orchestra, the twiggy singing of Connie Haim. And that chubby little chap who only this morning put his cupid bowlifts against Daddy Claus' ear and Whisper.

Hey Costello, Costello, what are you doing here tonight all dressed up like Santa Claus? Ah, I'm putting on a Christmas party tonight, have I? Yeah. For my little brother Sebastian. I got the Santa Claus suit, a bag full of toys.

How you even got a slate? Now how about the reindeer? What don't you have reindeer not in California, honey Where are you going to have this party in your suite my what your suite your cute, too Well saying Christmas doesn't come until next Monday. Why are you having Sebastian's party tonight?

I gotta have it tonight. I simply gotta have it tonight. Why the fashion won't be home Monday. He's joining the Marines the Marines That's ridiculous. How could little Sebastian during the Marines? He's only five years old. He lied about his age What a party this is going to be tonight. What a party. What do you mean? My whole family is going to be there.

We're going to have an all electric Christmas and all electric cars. Electric cars. Just what do you mean by that? Well, let me see. Oh yeah. I've had electric cars. That all electric Christmas. What about it? The passion of getting an electric train?

I'm mother's going to get an electric washing machine and my father's getting an electric bracelet. And what about your local R-H7? He's getting the electric chair. I'm gonna cut the valve off the tree. Did you buy a Christmas tree?