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Abbott and Costello · December 7, 1944 · 29 min · 3,925 words
The transcript of “Visit To Tin Pan Alley”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast December 7, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Listen to the great rhythms of Freddie Rich and his orchestra, the swingy singing of Connie Haines. And that great lover of the screen who softly whispers in the lady's ears. OH.
All right. Now I wanna, let it surprise You by the side of us noise. What do you think you're doing? This is a great moment in history. You are listening to the new being Crosby, that new being Crosby, the new being Crosby, you dummy, he realize thateval Crosby is famous all over the world is the grown-in
I'm gonna be famous all over the world too. As the grown-in No. As the squealer. Oh. limbs Health No. Okay, yes, he has to love me. All right, look, look, look, look. Will you cut that out?
You'll never be able to sing like Crosby. His voice is unique. The doctors found a wart on his vocal card. So what? What do I care about a wart on his vocal cord? Look in my mouth, have it?
Say, what's that blue jade plaster doing in your throat? I got a bunion on my windpipe. I'll cut out that silly talk. You can't go around imitating big Crosby. People will say you're a mimic.
A mimic? No, they won't. I got as much blood as anybody. No, no, no, no, never mind that, Castella. You still haven't told me why you came in here singing like Bing Crosby. Because I want to do a high class.
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