Matrimonial Agency

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Find out for yourself. The rhythms of Freddie Rach and his orchestra, the swingy songs of Connie Hay. And with Halloween past approaching, we remind you of the time Frankenstein met Dracula and said... Hey! Hey Costello, where have you been?

Where have you been? Why are you all dressed up tonight? Oh, well, but I just came from my cousin, Corporal Hugo Costello's wedding. Oh, so your cousin, you go finally got married, eh? Yeah! Who did you marry?

Who did you marry? You married a woman. You had dummy, of course you married a woman. Whoever heard of anybody marrying a man. My mother, dear. Oh, no. Talk, sense, is your cousin Hugo have a military wedding?

It must have been. Her father was carrying a gun. Well, I hope Hugo will be very happy. A romantic subject. So he has seen his Russian books, her Russian books. Yes. Lying side by side on the kitchen table.

Yes. That is side by side. Side by side. Russian books. That is romantic. Russian books side by side? Yes. That's the biggest toll I'm going to drill right here. All right, wait a minute. No more. I'll come and see you.

Hey, wait a minute. You're doing it all right, luck, love. But by the way, who gave the right away, Costello? Huh? Who gave the right away? Well, let me see. What page do you want?

Oh, never mind. What I say. Don't you know it's your own cousin? Oh, nobody! No, I could have, but I'd cut my mouth shut. No, no, no. No, Castle, I mean, who let her down the aisle?