Trip to Palm Springs with Veronica Lake

The Cabinet and Costello program brought to you by Camels, the cigarette that's first in the service. Camels stay fresh because they're packed to go around the world. The music of Freddie Ritz and his orchestra, the song of Connie Haines, Billy Gray as little Matilda, Sister Zaro, tonight's guest, the lovely Paramount star, Miss Veronica Lake,

and starring, Blood Abbott and Blue Costello. You are Costello, lead again. You know we have to go to Palm Springs? Oh yeah, yeah. I'm a bar, Mrs. Niles' car. Yeah, but I had a terrible accident at it.

I upset it. I gotta turn it over right away, or Mrs. Niles won't like it. Well, we can do that when we come back from Palm Springs. No, I gotta turn the car over now.

Mrs. Niles is gonna be mad. I'll explain it to Mrs. Niles. Where is she? She's under the car. She's under the car. She's under the car. Is she in a coma? No, she's in an evening car.

No, no. Well, then let's get 10 Niles to help lift the car. Oh, Henderson, let's fuck the helper. Well, fine. Where is he? He's under the car too. Oh my goodness, for goodness sakes, how did this accident happen?

I bumped you into another car rabbit, and boy was that driver mad at me. He said, for two cents I'd put you right in the know. And what happened? He ran up a bill of $8.

Hey. You were very silly to argue with a driver. Why didn't you call a police? I didn't have to. I hit one. Hey, you watch. I hit a policeman. You hit a policeman in uniform?