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The Fish Market Murder

Abbott and Costello · September 23, 1948 · 29 min · 3,997 words

The transcript of “The Fish Market Murder”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast September 23, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Hey, what time? It's time for the Evan Costello show. We're on the air for ADT here in Hollywood. Well, what am I waiting for? Let's go with the Evan Costello show! Yes, it's the Evan Costello show.

For those who transcribed in Hollywood, the listening pleasure was Susan Miller and Maddie Malley-Gorkin. So, hold on to your cares box for a here they are, what have it as, little Costello! I like that fellow.

He's doing the little thing this morning. Well, my husband Tom will have a funny mornet, but he's a very good, you know. Good for him. Yeah, he got married to 4, so we married all day.

He did. Yep. He pitched and switched all his way for hours. Man, was Uncle Tom is he happy with his new bride, you know, he spent a couple hundred dollars on a wedding. And after the fair moi, he kept off a full pylaxis, a full hair, a full seat, and a full plate.

And he spent a hundred dollars for the wedding. Yep, he wound up with 99 dollars worth of parts and one dollar worth of girls. And I'll never mind you, Uncle Tom. Well, why don't you settle down, Lew, and get married?

Oh, I want to marry you. I said, well, yes, sir, well, you're a successful married to the press start the summer you know let me tell you my ass the man he's just going to leave I'm so mad I'm going to pick some wrap and paper and go over to Nancy's dress job

they're going to take the wrapping paper over to Nancy's dress job I'm sick of his tie and they make pity bows over there I feel like I'm saving saying you are 50% kidding Abbott why do you have to say all get them out of Get him out of here!

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