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Lou Gets A Job Offer From The Un

Abbott and Costello · August 11, 1948 · 29 min · 4,310 words

The transcript of “Lou Gets A Job Offer From The Un”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast August 11, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Time for the Evan Costello show. We're on the air for ABC here in Hollywood. Well, what am I waiting for? Let's go with the Evan Costello show. Yes, it's the Evan Costello show. We're just in Transcribes in Hollywood, with the listening pleasure with Susan Miller and Matty Malek's orchestra.

So, hold on to your jazz vlogs for a hilly hour. What ever to have more on Costello! Eh, will you stop that yelling? What is all that adhesive tape on your face vlog? I took Susan Miller to my neighborhood theater to see the razor's edge.

I set so close to the screen that Tyrone Power shaved me five times. Your neighborhood theater is just showing that old picture now. What do you expect for three cents? Oh, it was a small picture, old.

It all takes place in the barbershop run by a rough guy named Dan. Dan? Yeah, Dan Gruff. I don't power a sharp young blade who's keen about Jim Taney. Every time he says, uh, he works himself into a ladder.

But, but she stops him. She teaches him the brush. It's no salt and the rub comes in the end where he whiskers her away No brush no lather no ruffin no girl no nothing no joke no money I saw the picture and furthermore I'll bet when you went to school you were a dumbbell like a dumb skull

That's all I have to know that I was a head and shoulders about everybody in my class you are yes I was 15 years older than any one of them I would like to be in school.

I would teach you a pet. I would teach you a pet. Yes, we both got expelled the same day. I wouldn't cost y'all over that. After just the time, it takes to tell this. There may be a housing shortage, but tonight, there may not be for some contestants on go for the house.

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