Costello Joins The Foreign Legion

Hey, what time is it? It's time for the Evan Costello Show. We're on the air for ABC here in Hollywood. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go with the Evan Costello Show! Yes, it's the Evan Costello Show, produced and transcribed in Hollywood tonight for your listing pleasure with Susan Miller and the music of Matty Mally.

Hold on to your chairs, folks. Here they are! Blood, Evan, and Luke Costello! Costello, Costello, what's the matter? She had a certain terrible happen. My Aunt Meg had all mixed up. She gave her dog her medicine and took the dog's medicine by mistake.

That's awful. What effect did it have? Now the dog sits on a mike slap and Aunt May is out chasing rabbits. Never mind you're at May. How did you like that date I fixed up for you last night?

Wasn't she a lovely girl? Oh, lovely girl, brother. Was that Dame Knockney? Oh, she wasn't so knockneyed. No. When we were walking down Hollywood Boulevard, one knee said to the other, I let you pass first the last time.

Knock any a chance. When did you have a good time? Well, first I took out a series for dinner. That cost $31. Then I bought our box of chocolates. That cost $4. Then I took out a movie.

That cost $2. Then I took her home and she slammed it to her right in my face. She did. That's gratitude for you. after all the money she spent on me that's all running around every night with a different girls no good someday you're gonna get in trouble not me at it when it comes to women i'm smart