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Abbott and Costello · May 12, 1948 · 29 min · 4,657 words
The transcript of “Bud And Lou Get The Ratings Of Their Show”, an episode of Abbott and Costello first broadcast May 12, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Abbott and Costello plays Abbott and Costello free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Hey, what's going on? It's time for the Abbot and Costello Show. We're on the air for agency here in Hollywood. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go with the Abbot and Costello Show! Yeah, this is the Abbot and Costello Show.
Producing Transcribe Hollywood tonight for you. This is the place. It was Susan Miller and the music of Matty Mally. Hold on to your tears, folks. Here they are. Put Abbot and Luke Costello! Salah, Salah, come here. What are you doing here on Hollywood?
What are you doing here in Hollywood Boulevard with that camera? Well, I'm going to start. Here's what I took off any cannon, but it just came out so good. We're not. No, son. No. Well, never mind that.
Just let it be. Your appearance is a traitful. Well, why don't you wear that new shirt I gave you to your birthday? I can't. The collar is too high. Every time I sneeze, my head disappears.
Can't tell why didn't you stay in Patterson, Miss Jerry? Why did your family have to come to California? Please come out here for my uncle Michael, fellas and sent it. He incented magnetized teeth, the cette and red.
Magnetized teeth are catching red. And this piece is so powerful that any rat will fix it like glue then why doesn't your uncle might sell it? He can't get it out of his hand Why did you ever marry uncle Mike in a very place because he was kind of lonely after a seven-pussin went away from home
Ah wait a minute wait a minute. You're at me had seven husband. Oh, yeah What a gamble he took with love. Oh, yes, but we'll see Mary uncle Mike. He finally hit the jerk part The first night they were mad Michael Mike's up in the icebox wasn't he frozen? Oh sure, but he'd rather be frozen stiff and cold sober
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