Original Movie Trailer

Hello, my name is Donda. I'm a bullet. Hey! Did I scare you? I'm a movie star. I play in this movie called... Hey! A shark in the dark. I help the brilliant Inspector Closer solve the murders.

Here he is disguised as Peter Sellers. I gather the facts. Examine the clues. Before you know it, the case is solved. Elka Summer is the number one sex part, an insospent. Don't be touching me away.

Now where were we? While he looks for the guilty party, I look for the guilty bullet. There's a group of suspects now. Okay, slug, where were you on the night of January 18? I'll say that January 18.

Oh, I'm dealing with a blank cartridge. Ah, I'm talking about that, come on. Well, I exploded his alibi. Let's see if the Inspector can... ...explode George Sander, Sally-bye. Then I submit, Inspector Bello, that you arrived home, found me well with Maria Gabreli, and killed him in a writ of fellas' cage.

Here's a suspect that's really low-dead. Have, have they? Have one of those slugs, huh? Your shot. What do you mean shot? I'm only half shot. See what I mean? Salving a crime of passion and parry can be a very dangerous occupation.

He gets to the bottom of things fast. Finding a murderer is like looking for a needle in a stack. It looks like the inspector and I have got our work cut out for us. In nudist camp, well, there's the inspector and a new disguise.

The inspector spells no pains to break down her alibi even to using the French equivalent of the third degree. Take Inspector, come to the point. Don't hang away from me.