What happens
Phil Harris learns from his supposed cousin Andrew Fast Horse in Rapid City, South Dakota, that he is a Mohican entitled to free tuition at Dartmouth College. Excited, Phil decides to enroll, while his wife Alice Faye and his friend Elliott Lewis try to talk him out of it. The Phil Harris Alice Faye Show aired on NBC on February 22, 1953, with Phil Harris, Alice Faye, Elliott Lewis and Gale Gordon in the cast. Phil plans to attend a school despite having never finished high school, and he seeks a diploma from a local forger named Grogan. Alice, meanwhile, has a plan of her own to expose Andrew's scheme.
The Harris home and a shop in town, with references to Rapid City, South Dakota, and Dartmouth College.
Characters: Phil Harris, Alice Faye, Elliott Lewis, Andrew Fast Horse, Grogan
Listen for: Phil's reaction to Andrew's package and his plan to go to Dartmouth, and Alice's attempts to stop him.
Written from the episode itself; it never gives away the ending. Every recording is remastered for the stream: cleaned of rumble, hiss and mains hum (and the old TV whine where we found it), then levelled in two passes to steady broadcast loudness, so one show is never quieter than the next.