Buys Bank Guard Uniform: Lum and Abner (August 26, 1941)

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“Buys Bank Guard Uniform” is an episode of Lum and Abner, the old-time radio show, first broadcast August 26, 1941. Listen free on Stupid Potato: no sign-up, no app.

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What happens

Lum and Abner, proud of their new Pine Ridge United Bank, withdraw their savings from the county seat bank and worry about keeping it safe. Lum buys a red bank guard uniform for Abner, who dresses up in it and borrows a pistol. Cedric arrives to cash a check and assumes Abner is part of a parade. Meanwhile Lum and Abner plan a surprise of their own for the town's parade, and the day grows more confused. This is the Lum and Abner series, first broadcast on August 26, 1941, with Chester Lauck, Norris Goff and Lurene Tuttle in the lead roles.

Pine Ridge, a small town with a general store that doubles as the new Pine Ridge United Bank

Characters: Lum Edwards, Abner Peabody, Cedric, Grandpappy Spears, Mose, Elizabeth, Grandpa

Listen for: Abner dressing up in the bank guard uniform and Cedric mistaking him for a parade marshal

Written from the episode itself; it never gives away the ending. Every recording is remastered for the stream: cleaned of rumble, hiss and mains hum (and the old TV whine where we found it), then levelled in two passes to steady broadcast loudness, so one show is never quieter than the next.