The Diet: Burns and Allen (January 29, 1945)

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“The Diet” is an episode of Burns and Allen, the old-time radio show, first broadcast January 29, 1945. Listen free on Stupid Potato: no sign-up, no app.

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What happens

George and Gracie celebrate their wedding anniversary by trying to relive their wedding day, starting with a steak dinner. Gracie suggests they wear their old wedding clothes and buy a steak, but they find that meat is hard to get during wartime and that their clothes no longer fit. George and Gracie begin an exercise routine and a diet, while Harry Bonzo and the butcher, Mr. Boswell, play along with their efforts. Gracie's frustration grows as she finds she cannot squeeze into her wedding dress, and George struggles to fit into his tuxedo. The couple's attempts to stick to their diet keep being tested by their hunger and their misunderstandings.

The Burns house in the 1940s, during wartime rationing, on the couple's tenth wedding anniversary

Characters: George Burns, Gracie Allen, Harry Bonzo, Mr. Boswell, Mrs. Gartner, Mrs. Galen

Listen for: Gracie's wedding dress fitting problem and George's attempts to get a steak from the butcher

Written from the episode itself; it never gives away the ending. Every recording is remastered for the stream: cleaned of rumble, hiss and mains hum (and the old TV whine where we found it), then levelled in two passes to steady broadcast loudness, so one show is never quieter than the next.