Ghoul View (commercial)

Yes, brightest, it's always been. This year, Glo-Code is brighter than ever, better than any. Try 1949 Glo-Code on your linoleum this week. And now, friendly spirits, it's Gool-View Time. Brought to you by Gool-View, the modern cemetery for the modern spirit.

The only cemetery that dares to say, relocate! If you're cramped in your crypt, come to Gool-View. Need more room in your tomb come to us? If you already can stir in your old sepulchre, make our nucatic home your modern dream home, and if open your coffin is stuffing.

And the crowds in their shrouds get you down. Well, and why hesitate? It's time to relocate, and good you is the place for you. Yes, at Google view, you enjoy the new concept in internment.

Choose from spacious ranch type tombs or split-level plans, or with room to expand in case your needs change. And you'll love all the Google view extras. Our all-star entertainment policy puts laughter in the hereafter.

And our guests enjoy dependable switch parts service, if a medium calls, you'll never miss a message. And of course you have flexibility. If you're away on an extended heart, you can even sublet. Isn't that exciting?

So ask yourself, do you keep finding faults with your bolts? And you're really not heart on your plot. And of each way you turn, there's somebody's own, Where your troubles are through when you come to cool you Is there moss on your own moss of yum?

Have you outgrown your granite headstone? When it's time for a change, pack up your remains And you'll view as a place for you, you'll really dig it Who you is the place for you