WNEW (10-31-70)

Standing medical theory to be nothing but a lot of baloney. This is impossible. I mean ask anybody. This is medically impossible. I mean maybe in dogs. Well, Mad Magazine, but never in you can start.

We just got us unhooked. Maybe names. No money for names. You can see no insurance would cover this. Hey okay. That girl must be a real dog if her name put her back over her head.

I guess that's all we can show you now. To the uneducated eye, this may look like a party. But there isn't a word in the entire English language to cover anything like this. Too bad we have to leave just when things are getting started.

But they'll still be going strong when you come back. Well that turns the last right into a happy hour. Everyone is higher than heaven. Of course there are other raunchy and offensive things too numerous to mention.

That's ready. And that's ready. Hey, my gosh. Is she pretty? You might say we have something offensive for everyone. We just can't show you the worst. Cheese! If our name is banned, what can you expect from the movie?

There's the final touch. The brain you stove, it's...

Think of it. The brain of a dead man. Waiting to live again in a body I made. With my own hands. With my own hands. Dr. Valman, I learned a great deal from you. You were with you, University, about the violet ray, the ultraviolet ray, which you said was the highest color in the spectrum.

You were wrong. Here in this machine ray, I have gone beyond that. I have discovered the great ray that first brought life into the world. Oh, and your proof? Tonight you shall have your proof.