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The Bee or Not to Bee Matter

Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar · October 29, 1961 · 24 min · 4,020 words

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Johnny dollar Pat Fuller Johnny at Universal Adjustment Bureau. Well hi Pat huh Pat Fuller. Did you say that's right? Well, how come what well Pat McCracken's always been my contact over there at your place five or six years now Haven't you heard? Pat's retired retired. Yeah at his age. Well, he's only about let me see

Son of a gun well, I always did know I was in the wrong end of this business. You want a job as a company man? What do you mean? Yeah, but think of that well now let's I think I'll stay freelance and free.

What's on your mind? I hope it's something that'll get me really away for a change. Don't ask for it. What sounds intriguing? What is this thing? Tell me all. Alright, I'm on the way. The BS Radio Network brings you Mandel Kramer in the exciting adventures of the man with the action-packed expense account.

Americans' fabulous freelance insurance investigator, yours truly, Johnny Dollar. Johnny Dollar. Expense accounts submitted by special investigator Johnny Dollar to the Universal Adjustment Bureau Home Office of Hartford, Connecticut. Following is an account of expenses incurred during my investigation of the B or not-to-B matter.

Expense account item 1, $1.20 for a cab to Universal Adjustment Bureau down on the square. Pat Fuller was about 40, I'd say, and in spite of his easy casual manner, it was obvious he didn't miss a trick.

Very much like his predecessor, Pat McCracken. Oh, glad to see you, Johnny. How are you Pat? Fine. So now let me tell you all about it. Okay. So you're right? Thanks. Now as you know Johnny here at Universal Adjustment, we handle claims for a list of insurance companies as long as you're on.

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