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The Alvin's Alfred Matter

Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar · February 21, 1960 · 24 min · 3,458 words

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Johnny dollar Johnny yes hello what's the better George you sound a bit down on the mouth I have what's up brother I sure have it you know something George yes Floyd's of England you that is have handed me some pretty wild ones over the years I know but believe me they've been nothing compared to some of the

cases the continental is handed me and he don't watch George watch on because of just one client of their well he's a wealthy old screwball by the name of Alvin P. Buddy Cartwright. Cartwright. Yeah, he carries a lot of insurance, millions of it.

And then he comes to you that has his account as making plenty. Yes, I know. I've provided the fantastic problems that man comes up with. Well, that's enough to drive you off your rocker. I mean, I'm always the goat.

Yeah, handle one crazy investigation for him only three or four weeks ago. I saw him. They told Cotton Nettle that if they sent somebody else around, he'd leave him flat. Johnny. Actually, I suppose I shouldn't complain.

Some of the biggest fees I've ever got have come out of his pocket. And you know something? Yes, Johnny. In spite of all his wackiness and these silly problems he hands me, well, over the years I've really gotten to love the old character. And I mean aside from those fancy fees I mentioned, I think I do almost anything within reason. That is, if it were necessary to help

out Alvin P. Buddy Cartwright. Anything? Sure, anything. Thank heaven for that. Well, now you said you have trouble, George. I'm sorry I chewed your ear off about something someone that floyd's of england doesn't have to worry about so don't we well of course not because as long as he keeps his insurance with cotton

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