The Hapless Ham Matter

Johnny dollar the investigator that's right insurance investigator and you're the man I want the man I need Immediately well, it just happens. I'm late for an appointment. Mr. Mr. What did you say your name is?

Protect you. Yeah, just a man. Just a Connecticut My address is 30 lit 13 4 21 Well, I told you I have an appointment to keep Well, I depends with the lunch what seems to be the trouble I thought I made it clear to you, dollar.

Well, isn't that something for the police to handle? The police. After all, unless there's insurance involved. Why, of course there is. My own. Oh, what company, Mr. Lynch? Company. Yeah, that's right. Well. Now, what is the matter with you?

OK, OK. Who made this threat against your life and why? Well, unless I know what this is all about, and look, you didn't answer my question, Mr. Lynch, have you told the police about this?

Do you think I'd call on you if I had? But if your life has been threatened, the thing... And I can't do it has. What is the matter with you? All right, then. Call in the police.

Now, you listen to me, don't... Don't tell him if I find any legitimate reason why I should make an investigation. Don't understand the question. And I tell you the people for you to call... But not a bad my name, you have my address now, you get on over here.

But don't you see? I can't... I should be waiting for you. Mr. Lynch. Oh, okay. Mr. Go ahead and wait. The crackpots. Yeah. Johnny. Yeah, that's right. Pat McCracken, Johnny. Universal adjustment. Oh, say, Pat, would you find out for me what company any holes of policy on a watery linch over in Manchester.