The Double Identity Matter

Johnny dollar well here I am I'm home who I said I'm home from my vacation Wow great good for you so when are you going to come over and ask me to marry you oh it's you well well I don't know how about if I bought the question right now well you when you marry me Paula you bet your life well well this is Betty Betty Lewis yeah

Yeah, I know. Don't claim with me, Johnny. Who's Paul? Oh, now does it make any difference? Paul, who, Johnny? Johnny? Oh, Smith Jones Brown, you pick one. You were kidding me, weren't you? Weren't you kidding me?

Oh, yes, you're I guess so. Oh, sure, honey. Well, this crazy business of mine getting slugged and shot at all the time. Well, you know, as well as I do, it wouldn't be conducive to a happy married life.

Not for either of us. Yes, I know, honey. But someday. Yeah, someday. Anyhow, I'm all again for my extended vacation, so... So, how about dinner in a show and a big night all around? I'd love it.

Say seven o'clock? Make it six thirty and I've got deals ready and waiting. Right here at eleven three twenty... Ready, I'm gonna love it to deal. Good. I'll see you in exactly seven hours and thirty one minutes.

On the nose. Ehh, let's see now. Mmm, yeah honey. Randy, how's the old New York Police Department these days? Johnny, I gotta see ya. Okay, I'll run on down there first thing in the morning.

No, I mean now, right now. Oh, well, now look, Randy, I got a date tonight, a port and one. Yeah, and I got to go out of town with the cheap. Well, if I could be sure again back here by early this evening...