The Confederate Coinage Matter (AFRTS)

Well Hollywood it's time now for Johnny dollar accounts three to two and the bases are loaded and Ted Williams is it bad? How much wrong? Oh Johnny? How do you know it was me? Oh just psychic. I guess what's on your mind Bert fellow name Henry Sampson ever hear of him Mmm names familiar well, it should be he owns about half the newspapers in the south

Which means he isn't exactly struggling for money, huh? Right in fact he collected figures especially Confederate money Well anybody can what yes sir Johnny? He has one of the largest collections of old coins in this country.

Aww. And a- Verte Confederate money isn't worth its weight in salt. That's where you're all wrong, Johnny. Huh? This particular half-fuck is insured for $20,000. Bob Bailey, in the exciting adventures of a man with the action-packed expense account, America's fabulous freelance insurance investigators- Yours truly?

Johnny Dollar. Expense accounts submitted by Special Investigator Johnny Dollar. To the Providence Insurance Company 393 Dewey Avenue Hartford, Connecticut. Following his account of expenses incurred during my investigation of the Confederate carnage matter, expense account item one, a dollar and twenty cents taxi from my apartment to Bert McGraw's office. It was seated behind a haze of cigar smoke

reading a magazine. Oh Johnny come in come in. Hey morning Bert. Sit down. I was just reading about an old teammate of mine. Oh who's a Bob Feller. Feller. Yeah he was a pretty fair country pitcher. Of course he wasn't in my class. Yeah. Many's a time I I had to have old Bob out of a spot. Yes, Sir E. Bob. That boy could get himself into more jams.