Dr Otto Schmedlich

Well anyway I learned the answer to the question what does a doctor do when a doctor needs a doctor. This is another and the Adventures of America's Fabulous Freelance Insurance Investigator Johnny Dollar. At insurance investigation Johnny Dollar is only an expert at making out his expense account he's an absolute genius.

Expense accounts submitted by special investigator Johnny Dollar. Two American Volunteer Liability Insurance Company, Hartford, Connecticut. Attention Homer Shelley, General Manager. The following is an accounting of my expenditures during my investigation of one of your policy Holders, Dr. Otto Schmedlich, or an Apple a Day sent the doctor away.

Or it couldn't have happened to a bigger worm. Spence accounts, item one. 80 cents, cab fare to your office, and answer to your call. Tip to driver, $1. Hiya. I'm provided in the shallot inspection.

Thank you. Good morning, darling. Good morning. Thank you. Sorry, we had that unfortunate altercation over the last expense account. You submitted to this office. Oh, that's all right. It was ridiculous. You were going around tipping camp, I was $1 after a 50 cent trip.

Well, you know me, Homer, just a silly, headstrong, and petuous boy. It was somebody else's money, yes. We've been through all that. What I want to talk to you now is a... Oh, yeah, posity.

Oh, indeed, indeed. Dr. Otto Schmedlich, Los Angeles, California. California, doesn't anything ever happen in Hartford? I've been using an airplane seat belt so much lately. I'm about ready to throw away my suspended. Dr. Otto Schmedtling.

I suppose you're familiar with the existence of that type of insurance policy which protects doctors against charges of malpractice. Yeah, I've heard of them. Well, we had the rare misfortune of issuing such a policy to this quack Schmedling.